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1. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

2. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

3. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

4. [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

5. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

6. [x] You have ran into a tree/stop sign!

7. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow. (How the fuck...?)

8. [x] You tried to lick your elbow.

9. [ ] You never knew that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythm.

10. [ ] You just tried to sing them/hum them.

11. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

12. [x] You have choked on your own spit. (When Alex said he liked me)

13. [ ] You have seen the the Matrix twice and still don't get it.

14. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice.

15. [x] You just looked at it.

16. [x] Your hair is blond/dirty blond. (Dirty blond hehe but it's seriously that color)

17. [x]A lot of People have called you slow. (cough*KOBY*coughcough*)

18. [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

19. [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. (The fuck?)

20. [x] You have caught yourself drooling.

21. [x] You've fallen asleep in a class.

22. [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

23. [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

 24. [x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you a lot.

25. [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' or to 'be quiet'.

26. [x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I use my fingers for mouth in general..)

27. [x] You have eaten a bug. (Do scorpions count???)

28. [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29. [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

30. [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.

31. [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace... (who uses myspace anymore ... )

32. [x] You break a lot of things. ( I'm clumsy okay? I knocked over a beret stand in France...IN THE MUD)

33. [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

34. [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.

35. [x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

36. [x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37. [ ] The word 'um' is sometimes used many times a day.

38. [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say.

39. [ ]You have spelled your name wrong. 

40. [ ] You have drawn a disformed heart.

Am I not the stupidest of fortunes fools?

I cannot believe this, my best friend whom I've known since second grade has turned against me and made me into an outcast! And all because I like someone else! I feel so foolish, true she had an abhorrent attitude towards me but I never thought she would go this far.

What did she do you ask? She told every girl that had a crush on me that I hated them and thought they were scums, which was about 12 people. And she did it all out of rage because I had a crush on someone else other than her! And of course, like every other girl, they turn to whatever social networking site they go on frequently and tell THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE about it. And now I'm being flagged, spammed, flamed, all because of a crush and a lie! A lie told by the person whom I thought I could trust!

I feel so betrayed, but then again one can never trust even their most closest ally. She's starting a completely ridiculous battle over something so trivial! And she's using everyone who had heard about it to come onto her side. Well, guess it's better to be a one-woman army anyways. Best not having somebody on your side turn their back on you and snitch to the opposing side.

That backstabbing Brutus! I feel as if I was stabbed in the back with spears. She's Brutus and I'm Julius! I know she can't win this war anyways. I was born with a silver tongue and I know damn well how to use it. I'm a master manipulator and I know all her weaknesses. She may have more pawns than me, but I am holding more cards than her. This battle was over before it even started; I'm going to win. 

Don't go up against something you know you can't defeat.  I'm the one who started this battle, and I'm the one who's sure as hell going to end it. 

1. Are you Bipolar?

Yes

2. Do you talk to yourself a lot?

All the fucking time~

3. Curse a lot?

Nope, not at fucking all you little insignificant fuckbag

4. Can you bake?

Yes

5. What can you bake?

Anything you want me to *wink wonk*

6. Are you flirtatious?

In all honesty, I am truly. I won't EVER flirt with you if it makes you uncomfortable which it often does with most people, so I refrain from it. I have a shit ton of romantic things to say to you and very cheesy pick up lines.

7. Are you affectionate?

I am, the most gives I've given to one of my girlfriends was 15. One of them being cake I made. She never said thanks for any of those....but that's okay!

8. Are you intelligent?

I guess.

9. Do you like sweets?

I like them so much that it's LITERALLY unhealthy

10. Are you fat or skinny?

I'm only a little pudgy. And that's okay

11. Are you short?

Yes.

12. What is one thing you want to tell the person you love most.

I wish you could see yourself through my eyes, I wish you really could. You're so perfect, amazing, and funny through my eyes and my heart beats so fast when I think of you. I know you probably don't love me back, and that's okay, I won't force you. I'm so happy that you're there and overall just hang out with me even though you probably have better things to do. I  wish you knew how much I love your laugh and how melodic it is to my ears. Everytime you laugh, I smile. And I just REALLY wish you could see yourself through my eyes...

13. Are you cheesy? Romantic? How about both?

Bothhhhh

IF YOU WERE A TREE YOU'D BE A GREAT TREE   

(I'm so fucking terrible, I'm sorry)

14. Do you wear pants

No *rolls eyes* This question is highly stupid and insignificant

15. Do you collect things? If so name them

Rocks, VOGUE magazines, Anime merchandise, flags...etc

16. Favorite Band?

Get scared, or Ghost town...Can't decide

17. How many languages can you speak? Can you list them?

1. English

2.German

3.Japanese

4.Danish

5.Swedish

6. Icelandic

7. Finnish

8. Russian

9.Italian

10. Romanian

11. Korean

Tell NO ONE

(I grew up with a shit load of foreign friends okay)

18. Favorite language to speak out of the list?

Danish

19. Do you like Waffles?

yeah we like waffles

20. Do you like pancakes?

NOPE (If only you knew)

21. Do you like French toast?

Yeah we like French toast!

22. Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!

WAFFLES!

23. Are you a true otaku?

Yes

24. Followup to 23: If you are, then what chapter does Greed's philosopher stone get put into ___?

Chapter 54, and Ling Yao

25. Was this a cool quiz

I guess

    Okay so I made a new group and here it is

And if you are a fan of OFF please join it

Yeah my Birthday is actually on July 10th

But I probably won't be doing anything so I will still be here

so yeah