Russia x reader: Thank you by misscheeseycake, literature
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Russia x reader: Thank you
You didn't know how you got into this situation, but your Russian boyfriend Ivan braginski had blindfolded you, and taken you to an undisclosed location that was a 2 mile walk, claiming it as a 'surprise'.
~
"Right this way." Ivan said. You pouted with impatience.
"Can I take off the blindfold now?" You asked, clawing at the cloth over your eyes.
"No." Ivan said sternly, smacking your hand away. Not so much as to hurt you, though. You groaned irritably and audibly.
"Oh hush." Ivan said.
Well I mean, you had been walking for about two hours, and your legs were starting to hurt, and your patience thinning, you had alot to complain about.
Izaya x reader: weak by misscheeseycake, literature
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Izaya x reader: weak
You hated life. It was just as simple as that.
There was always some sort of disappointment down the road and always something to ruin your life around each and every corner. Of course, you didn't always use to think this. In fact, you very much rather enjoyed life before it all went to hell in a basket.
Yes, you were happy, bright, and bubbly and always filled with some sort of optimism. You got good grades and had a caring, loving family, and the best of friends. Those were the best years of your life.
It all felt so...short lived when you moved to Ikebukuro. Your mothers kind words and your friends silly puns and sarcastic jokes all see
Damara x reader: nicotine kisses by misscheeseycake, literature
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Damara x reader: nicotine kisses
"Damara!!!" You yelled angrily as your cry echoed throughout the household. How many times will you have to tell her until she stops? What was this...?The billionth time? GOOD LORD!
You glared at the innocent objects as you stormed throughout the house, searching for the Japanese troll. Your searching came to a halt, as you smelled the scent of tobacco coming from her room (She lives with you). Your eyes narrowed as you wasted no time in grabbing the doorknob and yanking the door open to the point it almost fell off it's hinges.
The door made a loud 'SLAM!' noise against the wall as the raven haired Megido stood in front of you, with her ci
Karkat x reader: Cuddling by misscheeseycake, literature
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Karkat x reader: Cuddling
"Come on Karkat, pleeeeease? Just for five seconds-"
"NO! Now leave me alone!" Karkat yelled as he pulled the bed covers over his head. What were you two fighting about you ask? Cuddling. That's what. Yeah, yeah you can laugh it up all you want. But you were. You gave a quiet, yet sassy 'okay' as you turned over.
You see, for the past couple of hours you would 'playfully' roll on top of him and pin him down and just sometimes nuzzle him. Karkat, getting tired of bullshit easily, got tired of it. And thus the argument ensued.Karkat sighed in content. But his small piece of relief was short lived as you turned back over to him and spoke once
Buy your own misscheeseycake! by misscheeseycake, literature
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Buy your own misscheeseycake!
Comes with:
-A set of bowties
-A Danish flag
-Hetalia and other various anime merchandise
-Manga books
-An assortment of boots
-Lots of black clothing
-A laptop
-headphones
-back pain pills
-sleeping pills
and much more
What your Misscheeseycake will be wearing once arrived: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=80347127
Eye color: Dark brown
Chest size: DD
Hair color: Dirty blonde
Real name: Shyla (Shy-luh)
How to wake your Misscheeseycake: The best way to make your Misscheeseycake wake up is by putting any kind of sweet in front of her face (preferably a red velvet cookie), by doing this she will wake up and glomp you and then
FinlandxGardener!Reader Blossoming love by misscheeseycake, literature
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FinlandxGardener!Reader Blossoming love
You sighed peacefully as you watered another batch of flowers, taking in their alluring scent. God how you loved being a gardener; It was so calm, so peaceful. Being a gardener could make even the most infuriated man at peace. Everyday you would get up and go to your stand and water the flowers and plant more when necessary.
Being a gardener had lots of perks; You got to meet new people from all over the world, and you got to be near a wide variety of flowers from all over the globe, and best of all you got to hear stories from others on why they bought said flowers. In other words, it was great.
The calm and brisk wind nipped at your skin
Russia x reader: Thank you by misscheeseycake, literature
Literature
Russia x reader: Thank you
You didn't know how you got into this situation, but your Russian boyfriend Ivan braginski had blindfolded you, and taken you to an undisclosed location that was a 2 mile walk, claiming it as a 'surprise'.
~
"Right this way." Ivan said. You pouted with impatience.
"Can I take off the blindfold now?" You asked, clawing at the cloth over your eyes.
"No." Ivan said sternly, smacking your hand away. Not so much as to hurt you, though. You groaned irritably and audibly.
"Oh hush." Ivan said.
Well I mean, you had been walking for about two hours, and your legs were starting to hurt, and your patience thinning, you had alot to complain about.
Izaya x reader: weak by misscheeseycake, literature
Literature
Izaya x reader: weak
You hated life. It was just as simple as that.
There was always some sort of disappointment down the road and always something to ruin your life around each and every corner. Of course, you didn't always use to think this. In fact, you very much rather enjoyed life before it all went to hell in a basket.
Yes, you were happy, bright, and bubbly and always filled with some sort of optimism. You got good grades and had a caring, loving family, and the best of friends. Those were the best years of your life.
It all felt so...short lived when you moved to Ikebukuro. Your mothers kind words and your friends silly puns and sarcastic jokes all see
Damara x reader: nicotine kisses by misscheeseycake, literature
Literature
Damara x reader: nicotine kisses
"Damara!!!" You yelled angrily as your cry echoed throughout the household. How many times will you have to tell her until she stops? What was this...?The billionth time? GOOD LORD!
You glared at the innocent objects as you stormed throughout the house, searching for the Japanese troll. Your searching came to a halt, as you smelled the scent of tobacco coming from her room (She lives with you). Your eyes narrowed as you wasted no time in grabbing the doorknob and yanking the door open to the point it almost fell off it's hinges.
The door made a loud 'SLAM!' noise against the wall as the raven haired Megido stood in front of you, with her ci
Karkat x reader: Cuddling by misscheeseycake, literature
Literature
Karkat x reader: Cuddling
"Come on Karkat, pleeeeease? Just for five seconds-"
"NO! Now leave me alone!" Karkat yelled as he pulled the bed covers over his head. What were you two fighting about you ask? Cuddling. That's what. Yeah, yeah you can laugh it up all you want. But you were. You gave a quiet, yet sassy 'okay' as you turned over.
You see, for the past couple of hours you would 'playfully' roll on top of him and pin him down and just sometimes nuzzle him. Karkat, getting tired of bullshit easily, got tired of it. And thus the argument ensued.Karkat sighed in content. But his small piece of relief was short lived as you turned back over to him and spoke once
Buy your own misscheeseycake! by misscheeseycake, literature
Literature
Buy your own misscheeseycake!
Comes with:
-A set of bowties
-A Danish flag
-Hetalia and other various anime merchandise
-Manga books
-An assortment of boots
-Lots of black clothing
-A laptop
-headphones
-back pain pills
-sleeping pills
and much more
What your Misscheeseycake will be wearing once arrived: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=80347127
Eye color: Dark brown
Chest size: DD
Hair color: Dirty blonde
Real name: Shyla (Shy-luh)
How to wake your Misscheeseycake: The best way to make your Misscheeseycake wake up is by putting any kind of sweet in front of her face (preferably a red velvet cookie), by doing this she will wake up and glomp you and then
America x reader Friends by misscheeseycake, literature
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America x reader Friends
You held in an exasperated sigh as you watched your best friend for years pack. Your best friend Alfred had just got a new girlfriend and boy did you hate her.
She was a stereotypical girl. She had blonde hair and blue eyes and overly glossed lips. She was a prep, a snob, call it as you may. And you hated her. Alfred could do so much better. You had liked him for a long time and you two lived together, but every time he brought home a new girlfriend they would always break his heart, and seeing that just made you want to find the girl that broke his heart and hit them upside the head with a baseball bat.
You gave a disgusted look towards th
Did I Mention To You Markiplier by DespicableMe1, literature
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Did I Mention To You Markiplier
Did I mention to you Markiplier,
A man with so much love to share?
He's one of the few in this world
To take the time to show his care.
Did I mention to you my hero
Who helped me to lay down my knife?
He brought to light my joy inside
And reminded me the temporariness of strife.
Did I mention to you my saviour,
Who made me come to love me?
He blesses this world with all his work
In his constant support and charity.
Did I mention to you this humble man,
Who cares for the world deeply so?
He makes you laugh and makes you cry
Through the genuineness he shows.
It's hard to believe that this one man
Could inspire so many to chase their dreams
We were the best as friends could ever be
I help you and you'd always help me
But then I got to thinking
Was it really meant to last?
You're traveling higher while I am falling fast.
We were so close and now we're so far away
I guess that means that I wasn't meant to stay
I'd like to keep on thinking that
We're still the best of friends
But even though I'd like to say it,
These words are far from true
And maybe we don't talk much anymore
And our thoughts cross those way too awkward lines
So I hope I can still say this;
Because I want them to be true
You're my best friend and
I hope I don't loose you too.
The clouds are never bluer
Never a cloud in the sky
When I'm with you
I feel like
Life ain't over
I never feel blue
With you
So come on, stay with me
Baby stay with me
I love you too much to walk away
Do you feel the same?
Do you think of me that way?
All day?
Well I think of you
And I dream of you
Cuz I can't get enough
Of what we got
(Of what we got...)
(I feel like
Life ain't over
I never feel blue
With you)
we're all drunk and always have been by your-methamphetamine, literature
Literature
we're all drunk and always have been
no
i haven't felt smaller than this before
and it could be
because i don't breathe poetry in
and out -
in
and out,
in
and out -
i write it under my eyebrows
with the precision
of a drunk sniper
toasted into admission
with irony s-st-tutter-ering
down his throat.
you wouldn't take a damned bullet for me.
beautiful is a word kept
for the rise
and fall
of her tidal chest,
not my shallow breath,
not my sunset, heartfelt,
hollow silhouette.
i would have disappeared
between your accusing index and
neglected thumb -
rub me,
rub me?
rub her
rub her
don't you feel calmer?
no
i haven't felt smaller than this
before.
i haven't felt sma
we dressed our
salt burns;
purloined ribbons
& bone crowns
spitting static through
our buzzing t.v. teeth
you're a silent migraine:
blue-blooded, honey-soaked
[& i want to be something
too pristine to
touch]
[his killer doesn't stut
ter, pentameters not iambic but manic.
it's a stubborn one.]
i.
he is so tall, leaping, insurmountability
for roughly 144 hours. electric,
ecstatic, incessant
reaching for the tips of omega centauri. "could it
ever end?" — never, no, never
ii.
if only he were less, smaller
than himself. he pretends
to be a woodlouse sometimes
but there's not enough
space.
it is 11 am & he has stumbled upon his neverending.
She has spent her nights crawling the walls
of her bedroom, tossing and turning
in dark hours crowded with loneliness
and unfulfilled desires: lost
beneath a moonless ceiling while orion
plays hide-and-seek with the curve of the earth.
she knows the sound of the paper boy
slamming the front door and feeding
hungry letter boxes their daily diet
of vellum and ink; lies that rattle
cold and metallic at 4 a.m.
draco, draco, she whispers to the shadows
as cats bluster battle cries
beneath her window. or
is it the irascible offspring of her
next door neighbours? or the wind,
perhaps, filling out
these hollow spaces
september has left beneath the
It was better when we took walks on tight-ropes,
and teased the stars, tickling the undersides of their bellies,
burning our fingertips,
and cooling them on pluto, faint and far,
so that when your arms outstretched to stroke it,
you had to stand on the tips of your toes, pirouetting,
ballerina with a broken neck.
1. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
2. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
3. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
4. [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
5. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
6. [x] You have ran into a tree/stop sign!
7. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow. (How the fuck...?)
8. [x] You tried to lick your elbow.
9. [ ] You never knew that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythm.
10. [ ] You just tried to sing them/hum them.
11. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and
Am I not the stupidest of fortunes fools?
I cannot believe this, my best friend whom I've known since second grade has turned against me and made me into an outcast! And all because I like someone else! I feel so foolish, true she had an abhorrent attitude towards me but I never thought she would go this far.
What did she do you ask? She told every girl that had a crush on me that I hated them and thought they were scums, which was about 12 people. And she did it all out of rage because I had a crush on someone else other than her! And of course, like every other girl, they turn to whatever social networking site they go on frequently and
1. Are you Bipolar?
Yes
2. Do you talk to yourself a lot?
All the fucking time~
3. Curse a lot?
Nope, not at fucking all you little insignificant fuckbag
4. Can you bake?
Yes
5. What can you bake?
Anything you want me to *wink wonk*
6. Are you flirtatious?
In all honesty, I am truly. I won't EVER flirt with you if it makes you uncomfortable which it often does with most people, so I refrain from it. I have a shit ton of romantic things to say to you and very cheesy pick up lines.
7. Are you affectionate?
I am, the most gives I've given to one of my girlfriends was 15. One of them being cake I made. She never said thanks for any of