Karaoke Poland x reader Grow a pear

Karaoke Poland x reader Grow a pear

Song: Grow a pear

Country: POland

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You skimmed through the songs until you found the perfect song, you laughed. You quickly told Misscheeseycake the song and she chuckled.


You grabbed the mike and walked up to Poland who looked at you with curiosity as you began to sing.

"Last night I had enough of you
I put down the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard it was all over your face
Since you're slipping and flipping
But here is the stitch
I signed up for a man
But you are just a bitch"

"You should know
That I love you a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag"

"When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back"

"Yeah I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back"

"When I first met you
Panties droppin'
Every time I saw you it was on and
One day you asked if we can just talk and
That's the reason why I'm walkin'
If I am honest I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not tryin' to be rude or crude
I just want one thing from you
And you got confused"

"You should know
That I love you a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag"

"When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back"

"Yeah I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like the chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Grow a pear
You can call me back
And no I don't want to see your man-gina
When you grow a pear
You can call me back"

"When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back"

"Yeah I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like the chick all the time
You are cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back"


you finished as Poland looked hurt. You could hear snickers from the other countries. You kissed Poland's head and whispered "Next time just grow a pear"



And after that he certainly did.